Blogging can be serious work, but every once in a while a girl’s gotta have some fun. Today’s the day.

I got an email from a friend on Saturday, it was a list of Texting Codes for Seniors. I decided I NEEDED to aquaint myself with more of these code thingys so I looked up online and found some of the texting short cuts that our kids use. Then I built a list. See if you can guess  which ones are the teenagers and which are for the seniors:

KPC = Keeping parents clueless

IGHT = I got high tonight

GNOC = Get naked on camera

LMFR = Let’s meet for real

MOS = Mom over shoulder

P911 = Parent alert

K4Y = Kiss for you

NIFOC = Nude in front of computer

PIR = Parent in room

RUH = Are you horny

RU/18 = Are you over 18

143 = I love you

ATD – At the Doctor’sBFF – Best Friends FuneralBTW – Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM – Covered by Medicare

CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

FYI – Found Your Insulin

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL – Living on Lipitor

OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing….Can’t get Up!

WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

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